Assignment #4
I will give you a short story like a sentence or two and I want you to anwser it more like complete the sentence by telling me what you would do next.
1) A youngling walks by and steps on your foot but doesnt apologize, you..........
2) A Wookie trots down the road and is holding up traffic, You..........
3) A Jawa shoves his way past a crowd in line at the movies as he is trying to get in but he apologizes, you..........
4) A Jedi slices your arm off for no aparent reason and uses the excuse " The force made me do it", You..........
5) You start to like someone but someone else you know starts to like you, So You..........
posted by Mace Windu @ 7:28 PM
13 Comments:
Answer to all questions: Kill them! *cough*
my answers are the same:CALL ANI!
Ok for those anwsers I have no choice but to give you a 90
All of the above: 'saber em up good, yo.
Oh Anakin, I expected more from you, after all you do have the highest grade in the class, I have to give you a 95.
Whack, yo. I did the assignmizzle like you asked - that's what I'd do, an you know it!
To all of the above:
Tip my hat and offer them tea. Then out comes the lightsabre.
Force-wedgies I would give them.
Eat chicken!!!
1.I say,"excuse me,but you I belive you stepped on my foot" then if he doesn't do anything and ignores me,ill kick him in the face!
2.I say,can you please move along,I am late,and if he continues to do soo, i say,hey fuzzball,your holding up the dang traffic!
3.well thats okay,as long as he apologizes
4.I kick him in the face,because I still have my legs!
5.No one likes me,even though im beautiful
1. Give him a cookie.
2. Give him a cookie.
3. Give him a cookie.
4. Give him a cookie with the other hand.
5. Give them both some cookies.
Make up assignment:
1) A youngling walks by and steps on my foot but doesn’t apologize.
A youngling is what? Under 10-years-old? I don’t get upset with little kids. I would remind him or her that he/she needs to say “excuse me” when they bump into people.
2) A Wookiee trots down the road and is holding up traffic.
I would curse at him from a distance, but only if I have a rifle handy.
3) A Jawa shoves his way past a crowd in line at the movies as he is trying to get in but he apologizes.
I would tell him to take his butt to the back of the line.
4) A Jedi slices your arm off for no apparent reason and uses the excuse "The Force made me do it."
What could I possibly do about that? I would probably be in shock and in need of immediate medical attention.
5) You start to like someone but someone else you know starts to like you.
If they’re both attractive, I would date both of them for as long as I could get away with it. What would I have to lose?
1. Kill him
2. Force Choke, wookie fur smells bad when singed.
3. Down the reactor shaft he goes!
4. Painful death will go to anyone who tries to take off an arm.
5. Wouldn't happen, but if it did, date them both, until one gets jealous, then kill the jealous one. Then comes the laughter. Lots and lots of laughter. Then down the reactor shaft the body goes.
--Darth Sidious
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