Assignment #5
>Essay!
Give me a whole paragraph on the following topic:
If you could murder anyone in the galaxy and it be legal, Who? Why? and How?
** Check the last post for current averages if you have not already**
posted by Mace Windu @ 9:00 PM
18 Comments:
Welll... it would be Yoda of course, for being Jedi scum and being the head of the Jedi scum and for threatening to kill me with his Can Opener, I would kill him at the end of a lightsbabre fight that I am sure to win in. *cough*
Okkkkkkkk! 100
Just one?
Well, here goes.
If I could murder someone, It'd have to be Fonzi. I mean, who does he think he is, with that "Ehhhh!" Die, Fonzi, die!
if i say it out,i'm gonna be the one get killed.
Ok ani for you ill make an exception you can pick up tp 3.
Leia do you mean like Fonzie from Happy Days cause if you kill him im afraid im going to have to give you a 0. (if there is anything I love mor that Full House and Shaak Ti, its happy days)
Siri- 90
Anakin- hasnt finished yet
grevious- 100
leia- 0 unless you change your anwser.
Who? Mace Windu. Why? Because he keeps pestering me about his stupid class. How? I'd put poison in his head grease.
Okay, check it: the first person I would waste would be Obs. Cause he's always all "Aight! NASCAR!" an never lets me watch BET nomore. Plus he's always tryin to get me to be more responsible an less crazy an whatnots, an I'm all - look at yoself, hater!
The second person would haveta be General Coughs-a-lot, cause then the war might actually end and I could spend more time with my flygirl... er... with... my... um... Jedi Meditations.
The third person would haveta be... oh... hmm... Watto. Just cause.
I would kill Bib Fortuna.Now that Jabba is dead,Bib is the only piece of Jabba left to kill.I am glad I am not a jedi because I wanr REVENGE.Jabba killed me,now I want to kill his ex-assistant.I am taking this out on Bib,but he desevers it,because he didn't try tohelp me out.Oh,If only Luke would have shown up earlier.
yeah i got 90 with one sentence!
Anakin- 100
Oola- 100
Typho- 95
Tell you who it is, I will not. But tell you I can that rhyme with Rindu, his name does.
Why? Tired of his drama I am.
How? Death by Force-Wedgie. Hmm, yes, the Force-wedgie to end all Force-wedgies that would be.
Who...Obi-wan
Why...Because it'd be fun.
How...Posion his chettos.
And I got an 100 with a paragraph!
Yoda- Why I am giving you a 100 I dont no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sabe- 95
I'll go with yoda, stupid little green thing that he is. Just walks right into my office and kills my guards. Just like that! The stupid ******.
--Darth Sidious
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